Warning: this post is by the Angry Woman living in this pushover’s head. And I SWEAR!
This woman’s head I live in is so polite it’s PATHETIC! She is such a god damned pushover, makes me sick. I should have been in some interesting head like Charlie Sheen’s or Lindsay Lohan’s. But sometimes I manage to get out and when I do….it is so fucking epic. Brings tears of joy to my eyes.
One day she is in the mall with her friend, just window shopping. Who the hell goes just window shopping? Buy me something goddammit! Spend dumb ass husband’s money, HAVE FUN! But does she listen. No. Then as she is trying to ignore me screaming in her head this lady walks right into her. And polite stupid dumb ass that she is, she turns and holds her to make sure the lady doesn’t fall, spouting “So sorry”s and “are you alright”s as if she ran over her foot with a fucking bulldozer or something. What does this lady say to her?
“Oh you fucking ignorant people!” She screams at her. Talk about fucking bad breath.
And what does Dumb Ass do? “I said I’m sorry…” and she just stares as this racist bitch continues to insult her. Then she walks away.
“WTF!” I scream at her. “You go back and put that bitch in her place, she can’t say things like that! It’s 2013!”
“Maybe she was having a bad day.” She says to me.
“Let me out! I’ll take care of that dumb fuck and her bad day!” I say to her.
“No. And stop using foul language.” She says.
Just shoot me.