Celebrity Wife Swap


My kids went to bed early. The house was clean. I had only one load of laundry. It’s hard to believe. I still can’t get over it. The remote was all mine.

I switched on the TV, sigh, it wasn’t a dream. It was real. I surfed a couple of channels. I stopped at abc. The name of the show really intrigued me “Celebrity Wife Swap”.

I never watch reality shows. You should never watch reality shows. I don’t know the stats, but I am guessing there must be a certain percentage of the population that watches these things. I want to know who these people are. And why they are not seeking help for whatever unfortunate condition they have.That was about one hour of my life that I will never get back. I don’t even want to imagine what the Kardashians do. Or what kind of people watch them.

There is nothing more fake than a reality show. David Justice and Dweezil Zappa switched wives(what the hell is wrong with people?). David Justice had a makeover done by a bunch of little girls etc etc. And honestly this is supposed to be one of the better shows. At least they tried to teach some balance.

So what about the less than better shows. Have we really gotten this low? Do we not have lives of our own? Are there no better shows? Have all the libraries burned down? Do we really want to watch mediocre celebrities talk trash about their siblings as if they weren’t going to find out?

Yeah I guess so. Well cheers to progress.

kardashians “watch us to help boost your IQ”


6 thoughts on “Celebrity Wife Swap

  1. Bwahahahahaha! I couldn’t have said it better myself. We do watch a couple, Pawn Stars and Storage Wars, but those aren’t anything like the muck of the other ones. There’s no such thing as ‘reality’ television. It’s all scripted. You can thank the writers’ strike for the rise of these.


  2. Ys unfortunately we ve gone that low…..n trust me whenever,if ever, i get my hands on the remote too its a total disaster, flicking channels n ending up pissed off!!


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